Some mornings hit different… especially when you’ve been dead since 1987. 🧟♂️
The Too Dead For This Sh*t Tee from Sick Bastards & Co. is made for those who’ve officially run out of both energy and empathy. Featuring our undead anti-hero clutching his coffee like it’s holy water, this shirt is a tribute to the overworked, under-caffeinated, and emotionally deceased.
It’s soft, lightweight, and perfectly sarcastic — ideal for rolling out of bed, walking into chaos, and silently letting everyone know you’ve transcended the mortal coil of caring. Perfect for horror junkies, night shifters, or anyone just trying to make it to Friday.
⚰️ Product Features:
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Fabric: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — soft enough to resurrect the soul (almost).
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Fit: Unisex jersey short sleeve — fits like a classic, feels like eternal rest.
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Design: Crisp, vintage-inspired zombie print — bold, bleak, and beautifully dead inside.
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Durability: Side seams and shoulder tape to survive your slow decay.
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Ethically made: Because even monsters have morals.
☕ Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold — decay, don’t disintegrate.
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Tumble dry low — or hang in the shadows.
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No bleach — it kills the vibe.
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Iron on low — wrinkles add personality.
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Do not dry clean — you’re not that fancy.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
