He died for your sins… then came back for your brains.
Finally, the second coming we deserve. This Sick Bastards & Co. exclusive tee delivers a resurrection tale with a twist — and some serious decomposition.
Perfect for horror nerds, skeptics, heretics, metalheads, and anyone who finds Easter just a little too soft.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to church (if you’re feeling spicy). Or wear it while you dig yourself out of a metaphorical tomb.
Product features:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — soft enough to convert a nun
- Unisex fit for all apostles of chaos
- Printed with eco-friendly inks that don’t wash away with holy water
- Available in Black, Bone White, and Ashes of the Righteous Gray
- Sizes: S to 4XL (Jesus had 12 disciples, so we make sure it fits 'em all)
Disclaimer:
This shirt is blasphemous, brilliant, and barely legal in some states.
Buy it now before it gets banned from every online marketplace but ours.
Care Instructions (Because Even the Undead Deserve Soft Cotton):
- Machine wash cold — like the tomb Jesus woke up in
- Non-chlorine bleach only — we’re edgy, not reckless
- Tumble dry low — just like your expectations
- Iron medium heat — if you’re the kind of maniac who irons t-shirts
- Do not dry clean — Jesus didn’t and look how that turned out
Packaged with love, sarcasm, and probably some judgment.
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
