Forget “basic witch.” This oversized graphic tee from Sick Bastards & Co. puts a hex on boring Halloween fits. With a pissed-off neon witch, middle fingers up, and a candy bucket in tow, it screams exactly what you’re thinking on October 31st:
👉 Witch. Better. Have. My. Candy.
This isn’t your grandma’s Halloween shirt — unless she’s a total savage (respect, Grandma). Designed for ultimate comfort with a relaxed, boxy cut, it’s the perfect uniform for haunting house parties, terrorizing the candy bowl, or just kicking back on the couch watching slasher flicks.
Because Halloween isn’t just for kids — it’s for sick bastards like you.
⚡ Features
100% cotton for solids; cotton/poly blend for heathers
Oversized, boxy streetwear fit with dropped shoulders
Double-needle stitching for durability (lasts longer than your candy stash)
Premium soft, airlume combed, ring-spun cotton
Medium weight fabric = comfy enough for all-night hauntings
🩸 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F max)
Non-chlorine bleach only (witch’s brew not recommended)
Tumble dry low (or hang it in the crypt)
Iron low heat if you must (avoid melting your face off)
Do not dry clean (seriously, don’t)
🔥 Grab it now and join the ranks of the Ghoul Gang. Because if you’re not rocking SBC this Halloween… well, witch, better have my candy.
