Dial up your dark side, babe. The Wassup Witch?! Tee from Sick Bastards & Co. brews up equal parts nostalgia, black magic, and unfiltered sarcasm. She’s not your basic broom-rider — this witch just rage-called from a haunted flip phone, and she’s got opinions.
Made from soft-as-sin cotton, this tee feels like a cauldron bubble bath after a long night of chaos. Perfect for midnight mayhem, last-minute spells, or ghosting mortals who can’t handle your frequency.
With vintage horror vibes and modern menace, this one’s for the twisted souls who don’t wait for Halloween — they live there.
🕸️ Specs (For the Bewitched & Beyond):
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Material: 100% ring-spun cotton — softer than bat wings, tougher than heartbreak.
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Fit: Unisex classic — flattering on witches, warlocks, and weirdos alike.
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Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — light enough for flying, heavy enough for haunting.
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Durability: Double-stitched to survive broom crashes and bad decisions.
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Ethics: Made under fair labor standards — no cursed sweatshops here.
⚠️ Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold — we don’t do hot messes.
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Tumble dry low or hang to air your sins.
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Don’t bleach… unless you’re cleansing bad juju.
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Iron low — or just let the wrinkles add character.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
