Answer the call… if you’ve got the guts. ☎️
The Wassup?! Tee from Sick Bastards & Co. revives that legendary 90s scream-fest moment — only this time, our ghost-masked maniac is off his meds and calling you. This shirt is pure cult-horror nostalgia, flipped into a twisted cartoon punchline that screams louder than your ex during tax season.
Soft, breathable, and stupidly comfortable, this tee is made for late-night marathons, bad decisions, and running from whatever you summoned after your third drink. Whether you’re stalking snacks or dodging red flags — this shirt’s your ride-or-die.
⚰️ Specs (for the survivors):
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Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — smooth enough to die happy in.
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Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² — light, breathable, and creepily clingy in all the right ways.
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Fit: Retail cut for the living and the barely-functioning dead.
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Extras: Tear-away tag (because who needs scratchy reminders of reality).
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Ethics: Fair Labor certified, sustainably made — no sweatshops, just sweat and fear.
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Blends: Heather variants mix cotton/poly for softness so sinful it should be censored.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
