Some jokes age like fine wine… others like Facebook conspiracies. 💊
The Tylenol Mom Tee from Sick Bastards & Co. takes today’s wildest internet whispers and turns them into wearable sarcasm. It’s for the ones who scroll too far down the comments, the ones who “did their own research,” and the ones who just need a laugh before losing their minds in a sea of online experts.
Soft, breathable, and bold enough to get side-eyed at brunch, this tee is less about the medicine — and more about the modern madness that comes with it. Because in 2025, everyone’s a scientist, and satire is the only thing keeping us sane.
☠️ Product Features:
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100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — smoother than your mom’s “it’s just a headache” lie.
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Unisex fit — for men, women, and those who survive family group chats.
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Ribbed collar + durable side seams — built to withstand arguments and algorithm wars.
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Tear-away label — comfort for those already irritated by misinformation.
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Ethically made in facilities that believe in facts and fun.
⚠️ Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold — like the look you’ll get from anyone who missed the joke.
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Non-chlorine bleach only (we’ve caused enough damage already).
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Tumble dry low or hang to air out that drama.
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Iron low heat — sarcasm burns hot enough.
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Do not dry clean — we’re rebels, not delicate.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
