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Stay Sick Vintage 90s Graphic Tee, Unisex Jersey Shirt, Funny Fireworks Festival Shirt, Retro Gift for Friends
Stay Sick Vintage 90s Graphic Tee, Unisex Jersey Shirt, Funny Fireworks Festival Shirt, Retro Gift for Friends
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Relive the reckless freedom of summer nights with this Roman candle fight t-shirt from Sick Bastards & Co. Inspired by the raw chaos of '80s, '90s, and early 2000s fireworks nostalgia, this vintage graphic tee features a distressed Polaroid-style print capturing kids doing what we used to do best — light stuff on fire and survive.
Printed on a premium unisex jersey short sleeve shirt, it's soft, breathable, and just gritty enough to pass the vibe check at your next bonfire, backyard show, or late-night beer run. Whether you're rocking this funny retro fireworks tee solo or gifting it to another sick bastard, it’s guaranteed to spark conversation — and maybe a few memories you should’ve outgrown by now.
Product Features:
- Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft enough to sleep in, strong enough to raise hell in
- Built with structural side seams that hold shape through chaos, campfires, and questionable decisions
- Ribbed knit crewneck that stays crisp — even after you pass out in it
- Printed in high resolution so every spark, smirk, and smoky glow hits like a fever dream
- Tear-away label — because itchy tags are for amateurs
- Made by 100% Pure Sick Bastards — you already know
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) to preserve color and softness
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when you absolutely blow it
- Tumble dry low — or hang it out next to your Roman candle launcher
- Medium heat iron if needed (but it looks better worn in)
- Do not dry clean — that’s for suits, not sick bastards
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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