Sick Bastards - Patriotic Can Cooler – Bold Beer Sleeve for BBQs, Beach Days, Tailgates & Total Mayhem

You don’t just show up to the party — you bring it.

The Sick Bastards Patriotic Can Cooler is your new ride-or-die for keeping drinks ice cold while your reputation burns hotter than a grill at full blast. Designed with in-your-face graphics and built for backyard benders, beach blowouts, tailgate chaos, and anywhere the drinks flow like freedom.

This ain’t no dainty little koozie. It’s a statement. A warning. A cold-handed reminder that warm beer is a crime against America — and against taste.

Product features

• Full wraparound print – edge-to-edge color that pops harder than fireworks
• 100% polyester outer shell – tough enough for campfires, coolers, and cannonballs
• Soft foam liner – hugs your drink like a drunk best friend
• Lightweight and packable – toss it in your bag, glovebox, or waistband like a true degenerate
• Great for 4th of July, birthdays, tailgates, bonfires, and any day that ends in “Y”
• Perfect gift for grill lords, beer snobs, party planners, and that one uncle who never leaves the lawn chair

Care instructions

• Wipe with a damp cloth or soft brush
• Air dry like it’s hanging off the side of a cooler
• Don’t bleach, microwave, or run it through the dishwasher. You’ll kill the vibe.