Some people Netflix and chill. Others just chill the victims. 🩸
The Serial Chiller Tee from Sick Bastards & Co. is your official uniform for unapologetic relaxation and low-effort menace. Featuring our smirking slasher sprawled on a couch like evil’s day off, this shirt captures that perfect vibe of “I could murder… but the couch is winning.”
Soft, durable, and disturbingly cozy, it’s ideal for horror marathons, lazy Sundays, or silently judging the living from across the room. Whether you’re sipping wine, plotting revenge, or both — this tee’s got your twisted comfort covered.
Because even psychos deserve personal time.
🩸 Product Features:
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100% U.S.-grown cotton — softer than your next victim’s screams.
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Classic unisex fit — roomy, relaxed, and perfect for crimes of comfort.
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Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape (unlike your morals).
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Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for durability during long nights of nothing.
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Premium DTG print so every chilling detail hits like a jump scare.
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Tear-away label — comfort is key, even for killers at rest.
⚰️ Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold — bloodstains set in hot water.
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Tumble dry low — keep it chill, literally.
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No bleach — we like our messes authentic.
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Don’t iron the print — or your victims’ stories.
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Do not dry-clean — corpses don’t, and neither should you.
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
