Because sometimes it’s not demons — it’s dinner. 💀🩷
The Power of Pepto Tee from Sick Bastards & Co. is what happens when holy water fails and antacids take the wheel. Featuring a priest locked in spiritual (and gastrointestinal) combat with the forces of evil, this shirt captures the true horror of Taco Tuesday gone wrong.
Soft, durable, and wickedly funny, it’s perfect for movie marathons, midnight snacks, or emergency exorcisms in your own bathroom. Whether you’re a horror buff, a meme connoisseur, or just chronically lactose intolerant — this tee was made for your cursed soul.
Because sometimes salvation comes in a pink bottle.
⚰️ Product Features:
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100% U.S.-grown cotton — soft enough for sinners, strong enough for stomach cramps.
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Classic unisex fit — equally holy on saints and degenerates.
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Ribbed knit collar that holds up through every possession and purge.
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Shoulder-to-shoulder reinforcement — for when the spirit (or the Pepto) hits hard.
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Vibrant DTG print — capturing every splash of chaos in sacred HD.
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Tear-away label — comfort that even demons respect.
🩸 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold — keep it fresh, not foul.
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Tumble dry low — let the spirit rest.
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No bleach — it ruins the blessing.
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Do not iron — the devil’s already in the details.
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Do not dry clean — we’re not that fancy, Father.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
