Old Gravy – The Comfort Crewneck for Degenerates with Taste

Meet the Old Gravy Hoodie — soft, rugged, and built for the beautifully unhinged. This isn’t your average “comfy hoodie.” It’s your second skin after a night of bad decisions and questionable leftovers.

Made from a heavyweight cotton-poly blend that feels like a warm hug from chaos itself, this hoodie keeps you cozy while you stir the pot — literally or figuratively. The fit’s unisex, the fabric’s thick, and the vibe? Unapologetically seasoned.

Whether you’re spilling gravy, truth, or your drink, the Old Gravy holds its shape like a champ. The double-lined hood, matching drawcord, and kangaroo pocket scream function meets filth. Perfect for bonfires, bar brawls, or just giving thanks you made it another day.

🩶 Details (for those who still read them):

• Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester — soft, sturdy, and slightly judgmental.

• Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² — medium-heavy, like your conscience after Thanksgiving.

• Fit: Classic, unisex, and ready for trouble.

• Extras: Double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and a pouch pocket for snacks or regrets.

• Ethical AF: Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan’s part of the US Cotton Trust Protocol — so you can look like a menace responsibly.

• Decoration Options: Embroidery available (center chest, left chest, or wrists) — flex your filth, your way.