For the techs, trolls, and terminally sarcastic — this one’s for you.
The Not Tech Support Tee from Sick Bastards & Co. delivers that perfect mix of nerd swagger and shameless humor. Whether you’re rebooting servers, roasting coworkers, or just existing in a permanent state of “don’t ask me to fix your printer,” this oversized boxy tee says it all — loud and unapologetic.
With a relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton that feels like confidence you didn’t earn, this shirt’s built for anyone who knows their way around a motherboard and a bad joke.
🧰 Product Features:
100% heavyweight cotton — sturdy enough to survive your next system crash.
Oversized, boxy fit with dropped shoulders — casual, comfy, and built for chaos.
Double-needle stitching for when you’re built different.
Medium fabric weight (6.0 oz/yd²) — not too light, not too serious.
Tear-away label — because tags are for amateurs.
⚙️ Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold — sarcasm runs hot enough.
Tumble dry low — or air dry while you reboot.
No bleach — let the humor do the burning.
Iron low — or don’t. You’re probably not ironing anyway.
Do not dry clean — it’s a t-shirt, not your dignity.
