Frankendump – It’s Alive, It’s Unholy, and It’s Dropping Something Mon

Straight from the depths of the porcelain lab comes the Frankendump Tee, where mad science meets bad digestion. ⚡🧻

Built for the twisted minds who laugh at the gross, the gory, and the gloriously stupid, this shirt immortalizes that fateful flush gone wrong. Our green-skinned, bathroom-born monster is alive — and it’s not pretty.

Crafted from heavyweight cotton and printed with electrifying detail, this tee is perfect for horror fans, meme fiends, and anyone whose sense of humor should probably be quarantined. Whether you’re haunting the couch, blowing up the lab, or just “making something monstrous” of your own, Frankendump has your back (and your bowl).

⚙️ Product Features:

100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — soft enough for sinners, strong enough for monsters.
Classic unisex fit — roomy enough for reanimation experiments.
Ribbed knit collar — keeps its shape, even through shock therapy.
High-quality DTG print — every spark, scream, and skid mark in vivid color.
Tear-away label — comfort for the living and the undead.

🧻 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold — don’t boil the creature again.
Tumble dry low or hang on the lab rack.
No bleach — it’s not that kind of experiment.
Don’t iron the print — it bites back.
Do not dry clean — we like our stains organic.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50