You don’t need six-pack abs when you’ve got a six-pack attitude. The Cold One T-Shirt by Sick Bastards & Co. is for the legends who crack open beers like they crack jokes — cold, messy, and dangerously frequent. Whether you’re tailgating, grilling, or blacking out at a wedding you weren’t invited to, this tee is built to keep you cool and get you noticed (for better or worse).
Made from 100% lightweight cotton, this shirt breathes like your liver needs it to. The DTF-printed design is sharp, durable, and just the right level of dumb. It’s a perfect gift for your favorite beer drinker — or that one buddy who is the reason the cooler’s always empty.
Why You’ll Regret Not Buying It:
Funny beer t-shirt with bold graphic made for cold one enthusiasts
Lightweight 100% cotton — breathable enough for beer pong, bar crawls, and bad decisions
Crisp DTF print — holds up better than your last hangover
Retail fit = casual, clean, and just tight enough to make the beer gut look intentional
Tear-away label — because neck itch is for cowards
Unisex cut — made for him, her, and that cousin who drinks like it's a sport
Laundry Tips for the Functionally Hungover:
Wash cold (like your beer should be)
Non-chlorine bleach if you spill anything nuclear
Tumble dry low — your shirt, not your standards
Medium iron if you want to flex at brunch
No dry cleaning. This shirt’s been through enough already.
