Brains, blood, and bad ideas — that’s the breakfast of champions around here. The Brains Before Beauty Tee from Sick Bastards & Co. is for the ones who crave chaos and conversation over contour. Featuring our dapper zombie who traded skincare for skull-cracking intellect, this piece drips with the charm of the undead — half genius, half graveyard.
Crafted from thick, 100% cotton that feels like a hug from the afterlife, this boxy heavyweight tee hits that perfect “oversized apocalypse” vibe. Built to outlast hangovers, heartbreaks, and end times. Wear it when you want to look smart while acting stupid.
Because beauty fades… but brains? They stay delicious. 💀
🧟 Product Features:
100% heavyweight cotton – solid as a tombstone, soft as a fresh corpse.
Relaxed, oversized fit with dropped shoulders – because tight clothes are for the living.
Double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem – zombie-proof durability.
Medium-weight fabric that breathes even in the pits of hell.
Tear-away label – comfort so clean it’s almost suspicious.
⚰️ Care (Because even the undead need maintenance):
Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
Non-chlorine bleach only
Tumble dry low – or hang in the moonlight for that fresh grave scent
