Deal with the damned in our House Always Sins tee — where poker night goes straight to Hell. This vintage-style shirt features a rogue’s gallery of infamous characters: Jesus, Satan, Nosferatu, Hitler, and Napoleon Dynamite (yeah, we don’t know either) locked in a smoky underground poker game, betting souls instead of chips. Under a glowing red neon sign reading Hell’s Cardroom, the only thing guaranteed is that the house always wins — and it always sins.
Whether you’re stacking chips or stacking regrets, this sick bastard of a tee is your new lucky shirt for questionable decisions, after-dark hangs, and casual blasphemy. Great for fans of dark humor, underground aesthetics, and anyone who's ever raised on a busted flush just for the thrill of it.occasion.
Product features:
Printed on a premium unisex jersey short sleeve tee
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft enough to sleep in, gritty enough to survive damnation
Side seams for shape retention through chaos, cocktails, and heresy
Ribbed knit collar that keeps its form, even when you don’t
Tear-away label so nothing rubs you the wrong way (except the design, maybe)
High-quality print that holds up longer than your poker face
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
Non-chlorine bleach only
Tumble dry low like your moral standards
Medium heat iron if needed (but maybe embrace the wrinkles)
